On the eve of the NFL draft, I thought I’d offer my teams a little advice:
San Francisco: You need a wide receiver. Desperately. Oakland will probably take JaMarcus Russell, so trade up with Detroit to get Calvin Johnson with the #2 pick. You have like 4 million picks in the fourth round – package one of them with the #11 overall pick and take advantage of the fact that Matt Millen is a moron. Please, for the love of all that is holy, give Alex Smith someone to throw the ball to.
Buffalo: Marv, if you manage to pull off the Michael Turner trade, this is easy. His name is Patrick Willis. If the Turner trade doesn’t happen, then I’m happy with Marshawn Lynch here. Not getting a linebacker or a running back at this spot is criminal. Please don’t draft a thousand defensive backs like you did last year.